well, hello deviantart, i didn't see you standing there.  
how long have you been there anyway?  
a while huh?
well come on in.  have a drink, here let me get your coat.  
no that's fine.  
sure.  
so, what have you been up to?
oh, yeah, i know what you mean.  me too.
you're right about that, hey, do you want ice in this? ok.  
there you go.
no problem.
now.... let's get down to business.